Ring-faced

An expression of utter shock and disgust that leaves you looking like a victim from "The Ring" movies; usually from seeing or reading something really f'ed up. Sometimes caused by Shock Videos or UD definitions.

Bob was ring-faced after I forced him to watch bloody grandma porn. I thought is was funny but he hasn't been returning my phone calls.

by Rm327 April 23, 2010

ring string

A tampon inserted in the butthole when you've been having diarrhea to prevent anal seepage when you go swimming.

I was at the pool with the fat chick Sarah the other day and her ring string was visible.

by ring of fire? April 26, 2015

ring general

someone who controls the wrestling match and leads the fight between 2 wrestlers

the rookie had to be the ring general because the veteran was hurt

by rickymaddy January 27, 2018

Sneaky Ring

An activity in which you get unwilling bystanders to glance over at your gaping anus as you spread your asscheeks

(Spreads arsehole)
Hey Jack, look at this!
Jack: Urgh that’s disgusting!
Jill: SNEAKY RING!

by sneakyring November 5, 2021

hear it ring

The biggest fuck you in hockey. When you take a shot and hits the post. The post making a ringing noise when hit. Goalies like the noise though.

I took a shot from the point and it when off the post,I could hear it ring.

by hockeylover April 24, 2009

Ring-a-ding

Another word for "hanky-panky" or a sexual activity. Also known as a game of Post Office.

1. Tonight after dinner, my wife's gonna give me some ring-a-ding.

2. How 'bout you come to the back for a little ring-a-ding?

by B. Helt February 19, 2013

Juice Ring

A revolting and contagious rash that forms around ones lips and mouth. Red and flaky in appearance, often severe eczema.

I am about to vomit because of Jayden’s disgusting juice ring. Gross.

by BigRedJuicer June 4, 2023