selfie python

a person, generally a woman, who upon any social interaction instantly grabs you, pulls you close, and takes a selfie with you. You are in a death grip and can not escape before the selfie is taken.

Oh no, here comes Danielle, i'm running to the bathroom before she gets her selfie python death grip on me and everyone knows I was here.

by ROCKBOB26 March 18, 2016

dick selfie

The male equivalent of the female "selfie"
When a male takes multiple pictures of his penis and saves them in his phone in order to later send and wordlessly request sexual favors from a female
This version of the "selfie" is similar to it's female counterpart in the sense that the male takes a handful of pictures of the same penis but at different angles, positions, soft, hard, chubby and even in different locations (whatever is most flattering)

Do you think she'd prefer this hard dick selfie I took in my car or the one where my penis is soft but in good lighting?

But first, let me take a dick selfie.

by hkam May 11, 2014

Food Selfie

The act of taking a photo of enticingly good food.

I took a food selfie of my plate and the posted it on Yelp.

by clappr February 27, 2015

Pyper selfie

A classy dick picture

Girl I'm talkin to just sent me nudes, what do I do?

"Dude, send her a pyper selfie"

by gumdr0pp December 23, 2017

Potato selfie

Potato selfieCamera angle face low by the neck , bad angle that makes your head look like a potato.

Potato selfie means in sentence: I'm sending a potato selfieto my best friend

by Jwmyra July 22, 2016

Selfie Awareness

To have awareness of where you are and what is happening during the time a "selfie" is taken.

TrendyAssNay: "That kid that got kicked in the head by a train had no selfie awareness"

by SashaGPodcast May 1, 2014

selfie sticked

When you're stuck on or addicted to pleasuring yourself by stimulating your cock or clit and giving yourself a “selfie"

I heard that Kelvin is so selfie sticked that he can't keep his hands off his dick... even in public. His girl is the same way, heard she flicks her bean while waiting in the drive through.

by ianthegreat June 7, 2015