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top zozl

The level of funniness between top kek and lmao.
lmao<top zozl< top kek
bro 1: Look at this shitpost status meme bro
bro 2: top zozl
by jojojorisjhjosef December 4, 2020
mugGet the top zozlmug.
<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

who’s gonna top

when someone asks who is going to ride the others genitalia (like a horse)
omg jessica, who’s gonna top brady or justin?!
by lmfao stop it get help May 21, 2018
mugGet the who’s gonna topmug.

Ball up top

Ball up top like in basketball when you check the ball at the top of the key to reset play. Represents a moment to pause and reset, like hitting the reset button in life. It's when you take a step back to reassess and refocus before moving forward.
Jake and his girl keep arguing. Ball up top. He takes a step back, cools off, figures out what’s real, then comes back smooth and locked in.
by checkball March 9, 2025
mugGet the Ball up topmug.

Top Loading

When an individual wears nothing but a t-shirt... NOTHING but a t-shirt

Its especially egregious when the shirt is too short and too big around. Tube socks may be admissible, but it makes a gross thing worse.
Dude 1: I was top loading all night last night
Dude 2: Gross
by Ants Are So Crazy August 19, 2013
mugGet the Top Loadingmug.

Top Shagger

A lad tha gets all the pussy, he usually wakes up with a new girl every morning. Also he will usually have a big shlong. Usually named Mackenzie, Jason, Mike or Albert
Person: Hey! I’ve heard your a top shagger?
Top Shagger: Yeye *whilst smelling of pussy*
by 369gorlswannadrinkwine April 4, 2019
mugGet the Top Shaggermug.

Top dog

Leader, especially in a prison where the top boy is called a Top dog.
Can't be selling drugs in prison without going through the Top dog.
by Loverditgdi December 29, 2019
mugGet the Top dogmug.

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