Do me (band)

A non-sexual term referring to the way a band kid asks for assistance from fellow band kids to put on his or her jacket as part of their uniform. The jacket itself is very difficult to put on by itself because the zipper is on the back. Unless you are a freak of nature, you need help putting it on. This ritual of the doing normally begins with a band kid half in the uniform turning around as they say "Do me", the band kid leans over as the second band kid takes their quivering hand and slowly zips up their jacket. Once this is done, the band kids parts ways to do other people.

Band kid 1: Hey band kid 2, "Do me (band)"
Band kid 2: *Zips up jacket*
Band kid 1: Thank you! *walks away*

by Sousatonium October 15, 2014

Excuse me wtf ?

To be confused about some wierd shit someone did or said

*guy shakes his dick around in public*
person: Excuse me wtf ?
*guy starts pissing*
Person:Excuse me what the actual fuckery?

by Excusemewtf December 14, 2018

Cash Me Ousside

Cash me ousside, meaning "catch me outside", is a term meaning to go outside with someone and fight them, rather then doing it inside where they will cause too much commotion.

"Fight me right now!" "Cash me ousside, how bout dat."

by _.wise.one._ June 7, 2017

bugger me with a fishfork

A phrase used by the famous General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett, famed tactician and self-declared Military Genius

Soldier: I did suspect Captain Darling to be a spy, sir.
General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett: Well, bugger me with a fishfork! Old Darling a Jerry morse-tapper?

by _Fidel_Castro_ October 16, 2016

Just Kill Me!

Gimme A Break Or I Can`t Believe It!
I Can`t Believe What`s Happening!

Are You Going To That Family Gathering ?
- Just Kill Me!

by MrNudityyy February 7, 2009

Let me be clear

A phrase commonly used by men of power such as President of the United States which usually means that no matter what I say it will not be the truth. Mostly used when the truth is too unacceptable and may reveal their corruptive actions and total lack of leadership.

"Let me be clear, the prisoners used in exchange for Bergdahl will never return to the fight against the United States"

by Texas Beezler January 30, 2015

t me up

Turn me up

*basketball team gets a dub*

Fan/player: “AYEEE T ME UPPPP”

by Deeaassegvfed February 24, 2020