Poehling: scores
Also Poehling: scores
Also Poehling: scores
Also Poehling: gets SO winner
Me: Ryan Poehling yes
Also Poehling: scores
Also Poehling: scores
Also Poehling: gets SO winner
Me: Ryan Poehling yes
by Goldninja0 November 4, 2019
Get the Ryan Poehlingmug. Every single Ryan has a HUGE cock. AT least 7 inches. They are amazing and sex and everything else too.
by Epicositiest June 5, 2020
Get the Ryanmug. This is a basic name that five or six people in a room of one hundred will have. Ryan’s are unpredictable and widely different. From personal experience I know Ryan’s who are Lazy and others who are hard workers, so you never know what side of the scale they are on. When you are in a room with many people don’t call out a Ryan. It is very annoying for the Ryans because five or sux of them will turn their head and thwn think:
“Shit, she is calling for that Ryan. Damn. Why the fuck are there so many Ryans in this class?”
Then the Ryan will receive a response from his classmate similar to the following:
“What are you talking about? There are like only two Ryans in here.”
Why are you even searching up your name? What weird ass mother fu**er are you?
So help me god if you saw someone elso look up their name and put it on their Snapchat or Instagram so you was like damni should do that too. Like seriously don’t listen to Joaquin.
Background info:
Joaquin is a very knowledgeable person
“Shit, she is calling for that Ryan. Damn. Why the fuck are there so many Ryans in this class?”
Then the Ryan will receive a response from his classmate similar to the following:
“What are you talking about? There are like only two Ryans in here.”
Why are you even searching up your name? What weird ass mother fu**er are you?
So help me god if you saw someone elso look up their name and put it on their Snapchat or Instagram so you was like damni should do that too. Like seriously don’t listen to Joaquin.
Background info:
Joaquin is a very knowledgeable person
by The Homieslice of the Negro May 3, 2018
Get the Ryanmug. 
Ryan is like the coolest dude ever. You will likely come across a Ryan in an English class, because that makes sense. He is probably an architecture major, and can pull multiple all-nighters in a row. He is addicted to coffee. He’s also a super good friend and will come see you in a theatrical production if you are in one. He also is deeply empathetic, and will give you amazing advice when you are sad that your boyfriend cheats on you. Also, he probably looks like Chris Pine and has a really cute relationship.
by katelyntheactor June 7, 2020
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