Piss pie

Lacking in worth, effectiveness, ability, taste. As in, a piss pie would not satisfy your hunger or render any amount of enjoyment or quality.

"Nah, mate, Man U are piss pie; they'll do nowt this season!"

" Lad, what ARE You wearing? Those trainers are piss pie! Did you buy them off the market??".

"Seriously, Boris Johnson is piss pie! He's made a right mess of this coronavirus situation... the sooner he goes, the better!"

by Austin Tayshus July 15, 2020

Pie theory

If a woman knows how to make pie (pita), she knows how to cook.

Oh, she knows how to make a pie? I’ve also heard that she makes other food really well. That means the pie theory stands.

by Boz1998 September 30, 2023

filth pie

A dirtier version of your mother

Last night when you put that toothbrush in that guys pastry - that was such a filth pie...

by The GF Baker February 26, 2016

Apple pie prank

If u know u know

“Whatchu know ab the Apple pie prank if 2022” “oh it’s the Apple pie prank

by Applepieprank December 31, 2023

pie tool

equates to dildo

" you are such a pie tool"

by arfan August 04, 2008

pig pie

When you wrap your pens in bacon and fuck a fat chick in the ass.

I got catfished by a fat chick, I thought about leaving but instead I took her home and gave 'er the ol' Pig Pie

by Chief quief March 11, 2021

Arkansas Chili Pie

The act of shitting in your lady friend’s vagina while simultaneously packing Fritos up her poop chute. Once complete, enjoy.

Not to be confused with the alabama hot pocket.

Darlene gave me that look last night before bed, had to give her the ole Arkansas Chili Pie.

by theyeetman February 16, 2019