Parked

When something is boring and not moving much like a “parked” car.

If someone told a bad joke, it could be described as parked as it was unfunny and boring

An alternative example:

“That lesson was so parked, we literally did nothing”

by Patrickaccraig March 16, 2024

Highland Park

A majority white and rich neighborhood right near Dallas, TX, everyone hates Highland Park. I would know. I live there. And I don't blame anyone. 80 percent of people here are total d-bags. Everyone at the high school is so stuck up and prissy but the school has good academics so I ain't leaving.

Person from anywhere else - "Hey, aren't you from Highland Park?"
Average white mom in Highland Park - "Ew! Homeless person! Get away!"

by gwraveghoull April 6, 2024

The Abusement Park

A FREAKY PLACE. ITS SCARY HERE LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT!!

Dude where are you
I’m stuck in the Abusement park, tell my family I love them

by TeaKettleVA September 5, 2024

Bryce Park

someone idk

" who is Bryce Park"
"someone idk"

by Heqqu August 19, 2021

park head

the kind of rumor that dumbasses start for attention because, ya know. geneseo.

oh shit man did u hear about chris? i heard he gave jay some park head.

by bitchhoe6969 April 22, 2019

parking dead

That unfortunate group of city dwellers, who were sleeping no more than 5 minutes ago, who are now going to move their cars because of alternate side parking rules. See also: The Driving Dead-those same individuals who now circle the block incessantly as they search for the hard to find spot.

I woke this mornng to join the legions of the Parking Dead.

by Dafodil city dweller September 16, 2015

park

occurs much like how a motor vehicle maneuvers into a marked parking spot, one can park their butt on people as designated sitting chairs

TIME TO PARK

by parkparks October 9, 2020