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a parking ticket

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door. the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma May 25, 2012
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a parking ticket

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma August 25, 2012
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telling everybody your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same ridiculous tall-tale ones, over and over again, and using them in different situations and on different people
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma July 24, 2013
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french parking ticket

1) when you're making out with someone and they keep their mouth to closed to slip your tongue in.
2) when you go to slip your tongue in while making out and your partner bites or just closes their mouth to keep you out.
I was making out with Sabrina when all of a sudden she gave me a french parking ticket!
by MattsRight August 19, 2013
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telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma August 25, 2013
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Trailer Park Side Show

A group of individuals in a social setting that tend to travel much like pack animals. They tend to have lower than average IQ's, and exhibit behaviors much like one would see at a circus side show. This group can be comprised of both males and females.
It was an awesome party until the "Trailer Park Sideshow" arrived.....

"she arrived with her boyfriend and the rest of the Trailer Park Side Show"
by Rawkstar Mousai September 13, 2013
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Garden City Park

New Hyde Park Ghetto
Consists of God's Chosen People, the rest of New Hyde Park wishes they were as cool as GCP
bryan: yo where are you from?
alex: Garden City Park
bryan: oh shit, the new hyde park ghetto.
by xoxoxkkkxoxox January 26, 2012
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