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Punxsutawney Hot Pocket

Fill a giant turd with semen and period blood. Freeze it. Use as a dildo. Eat.
Janice ate a Punxsutawney hot pocket and developed a serious infection. Her lower jaw and vagina fell off and she dead.
by Pastel dolphin jizz May 3, 2018
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Pocket Calculation

When you touch yourself inappropriately, under the guise that you are rummaging around in your pocket for the correct change.

Often accompanied by a facial expression akin to how you would look trying to solve a particularly difficult math problem in your head.
"That girl at the Bar is hot, I might offer to buy her a drink after a quick pocket calculation"
by FaultlessDark November 4, 2016
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sunshine in my pocket

This is a colloquialism from the tweaker vernacular, indicating the speaker is currently in possession of methamphetamine (ice). It is derived from the semantic shift of "wake up" to getting high on methamphetamines.
You look rough, you wanna wake up? I got that sunshine in my pocket.
by Al Newman December 26, 2024
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Shoulder Pocket

A shoulder pocket is a hole formed by the meeting of your collarbone and your shoulder. The shoulder pocket is important when identifying a potential mate, for the obvious benefit of being able to hold snacks for after-coitus hunger.
Omg Mariah, Jon has the BEST shoulder pockets. I am gonna marry that mutha fucka.
by KoeiLovesJonsShoulderPockets August 24, 2018
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Pocket Reverse

That one UNO Reverse you kept in your wallet, purse, pocket, etc... Just in case someone insults you or anything you are not hapy with.
Didn’t know you had a Pocket Reverse. *sigh*
by Puffsie<3 November 11, 2022
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Alabama pocket square

a gentleman's beverage in flask form placed in the inner pocket of a jacket during a refined social gathering, such as a banquet or a reception.
Look, Steve brought his Alabama pocket square - he just spiked his sweet tea with it.
by Jeff Handley March 13, 2012
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Pocket Character

A character you use during a certain matchup that your main/secondary main characters struggle with
“My Scorpian can’t beat there Kotal Kahn, Im gonna use my pocket character
by Arttbruh July 31, 2022
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