fish me daddy

when your friend bought Swedish fish at the local convenience store and you want some, you say fish me daddy and he will give you some.

Are those Swedish fish? Oh my god, fish me daddy.

by sir climer the great May 11, 2017

shomi and blow me

The ghetto Netflix and chill, especially for Rogers subscribers who have the Shomi bundle.

"Hey girl, Rogers hooked me up, come over for Shomi and Blow me" shomi savage netflix netflixandchill chill ghetto sexy

by FromDesWithLove September 21, 2016

Excuse me wtf ?

To be confused about some wierd shit someone did or said

*guy shakes his dick around in public*
person: Excuse me wtf ?
*guy starts pissing*
Person:Excuse me what the actual fuckery?

by Excusemewtf December 14, 2018

bugger me with a fishfork

A phrase used by the famous General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett, famed tactician and self-declared Military Genius

Soldier: I did suspect Captain Darling to be a spy, sir.
General Sir Anthony Cecil Homagany Melchett: Well, bugger me with a fishfork! Old Darling a Jerry morse-tapper?

by _Fidel_Castro_ October 16, 2016

Just Kill Me!

Gimme A Break Or I Can`t Believe It!
I Can`t Believe What`s Happening!

Are You Going To That Family Gathering ?
- Just Kill Me!

by MrNudityyy February 7, 2009

Let me be clear

A phrase commonly used by men of power such as President of the United States which usually means that no matter what I say it will not be the truth. Mostly used when the truth is too unacceptable and may reveal their corruptive actions and total lack of leadership.

"Let me be clear, the prisoners used in exchange for Bergdahl will never return to the fight against the United States"

by Texas Beezler January 30, 2015

t me up

Turn me up

*basketball team gets a dub*

Fan/player: “AYEEE T ME UPPPP”

by Deeaassegvfed February 24, 2020