House-Bastard

Noun
-A millennial male or female that bought a house pre-covid/2019, and loves to inform everyone around them.

Verb
- The act of not leaving the house, when someone ask you to do something, just to gloat about the fact you have a house.

Man 1- Hey bro I will come pick you up? what your address.
Man 2 - Still at my parents place
Man 1 - Ohh you still live at home, I actually just got into the market before 2019 and my house had quad tripled in price in the last 24 hours. sucks to be you.

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Friend 1 - hey man wanna go outside today

Fiends 2 - nahh why I've got a house, why would I ever go outside again.
Friend 1 - Your such a House-Bastard

by JoblessDerrick (House-Bastard) August 16, 2024

The House Theory

The theory regarding relationships. "Someone doesn't move unless they already have a new house." Meaning that before someone moves on, they need to already have someone else ready.

Well you know the House Theory, you better have a new man ready if you're gonna break up with him.

by MLS trio March 6, 2023

italian house party

A funeral/wake held by or for Italian-Americans

Sorry to hear about your ma. She was a saint. When’s the Italian house party? I’ll send some flowers.

by om3rta September 29, 2020

If That Is Your Mitch Then Let Me Haunted House

If That Is Your Mitch Then Let Me Haunted House

If That Is Your Mitch Then Let Me Haunted House

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

house smouse

A term used for any person who is clumsy, a little lame, or otherwise corny in personality or looks.

That girl keeps spilling her drink, she's the house smouse.

by bexbexbex March 31, 2021

Why is there a bat flying around my house?

BECAUSE YOUR BATMAN !!!

Why is there a bat flying around my house?
Bat should bite if your not batman

by Djdfrapp April 28, 2024

jail house coffee

Jail house coffee is when you add about half the normal amount of coffee grounds that have already made a pot. It’s a way a cheap start up tries to save a buck on the company coffee that management meagerly buys.

Starbucks tastes like jail house coffee once you get your own espresso machine.

by Beech Bum. June 14, 2018