boner

An enlargement and hardening of the penis. The only way to get one is to chill with the bros.

I played basketball with some friends, so obviously, as usual, we all got raging boners. My girlfriend loves b-ball day because I'm DTF afterward.

by Villeville August 12, 2021

Boner

When your thilthy big dick starts to get large

Hey you i have a Fucking BONER LAD

by Compzy September 10, 2021

boner

when your dick stands up

dude 1: i got a boner
dude 2: why did you got a boner?
dude 1: look there is a sexy girl

by mewsem October 21, 2022

Boner

Boner is the act of getting erect in a excised. Usually referred in a good way but can also be bad.

Man 1: “aww man ima bout to get laid I have a huge Boner”
Man 2: “sweet”

by Supermerpman July 14, 2021

Boner

Best feeling home alone, worst feeling in public.

(In public)

Dude 1: Shit.
Dude 2: What happened?
Dude 1: I got a boner!
Dude 2: You know what that means…… Time to find a guy to cum into!

(At home)

Hey little buddy…how ‘bout I stroke you til we cum….

by Sumonegotabonereadinthis March 19, 2022

Boner

What you have when you stare at your male friend in class and dream about rubbing his dick against yours. You want him to pin you to the wall and pull down your pants, penetrating you as you moan breathlessly into the wall. You want another girl you see to strip and suck your dick tenderly as you deep throat your friend’s dick, using your hands to feel his smooth tender skin. You then penetrate the girl as he penetrates you, fiddling with her tits and even when everyone cums all over each other you continue, sucking each other dry. Thats when you have a boner in class and disappear during break to the toilet to jerk off for the rest of break to a photo of your friend in your phone, and spend the rest of the lesson rubbing your dick slightly till you are dismissed and go to a mcdonalds with your friend to ambush him in the toilet with your dick out while he is pissing and penetrate him, getting piss all over you and also fellatio-ing him against the bathroom wall.

Hot Gabriel : look at Kean, I really want him to dominate me in bed

Tristan:(reaches out and grabs gabriels dick) Looks like you’ve got a boner mate, wanna rub it off?

Gabriel: Yeah but only if we can do it where people can see us

Tristan: How about I humiliate you in public then?

Gabriel: Yes daddy

Tristan: Suck me harder you little whore

by Horny SWC bottom November 28, 2022

BONER

Rockhard MilliJizzing Jimmy

BONER is the definition of my Jimmy

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 17, 2020