what up with the clock?

A saying for asking what time it is or asking what someones plans are for the rest of the day.

Ex. 1
Ryan: I don't got my watch on me, do you know what with the clock?

Oscar: Yeah no problem, its 5:41.

Ex. 2
John: Yo Matt, what up with the clock?

Matt: Not much, just got some homework.

by DuhClock March 17, 2023

what's your emergency?

You're in a life threatening situation and you called 911

what's your emergency?
Help, I'm trapped in my car!

by ruralurban24 January 29, 2023

what da fawk

People use this term to show how flabbergasted they are about what you just did\said

Someone: My dad got me pregnant 🙄
You: what da fawk 😃

by Eat your mom; kids. November 15, 2020

Red Banana... What?

The appropriate reaction for seeing a Banana that is Red

"Hey dude you know the three colours of Bananas"
"They're only two colours though, Green and Yellow"
"There's also Red Banana"
"Red Banana... What?"

by Luna Moth October 22, 2020

what a real turn on

used to describe something or someone that "turns you on" aka makes you horney af , thas can be many different things for different people.

ps. if furrys turn u on I hate you

wow look at her what a real turn on

by your real bf November 3, 2020

What in Jah's name?

Used as a response to confusing or odd situations. Similar to China Fax, but with less potency. Other versions are: What in the name of Jah?, What in the good world of Jah Jesus?, etc.

Person 1: Yo you want to eat some bat soup? I have some left from yesterday.
Person 2: What in Jah's name?

by China Bat Soup January 13, 2021

Who to the what now

When you don't here what someone says, or what they said was so weird you thought you miss heard them.

Ex1. Clara: did you put the food away

Mark: who to the what now

Ex2. Mark: Just remember to call the hamburger on a pineapple phone if you ever run out of elf's.

Clara: who to the what now.😧

by Wtf.you.wanna.know.my.name.bro March 21, 2021