A female, (or male for that matter) who sleeps around so much that "handling meat" is their profession.
"Dude your wife is such a professional meat handler! I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean."
"Hey Buddy, your daughter Maggie is such a professional meat handler I seriously doubt there is any chance that Kris is the father of her children."
"Hey Buddy, your daughter Maggie is such a professional meat handler I seriously doubt there is any chance that Kris is the father of her children."
by Attica91 September 5, 2008
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Get the german meat grinder mug.When a man places his erect penis on a solid surface, typically a counter top, and his lover repeatedly slams their forhead on the engorged member until said member is flaccid. Also used to treat erections lasting more than four hours.
I popped a viagra and my dick was still hard four hours later, and thank the lord my tranny girlfriend knew of the memphis meat tenderizer, therefore avoiding a trip to the emergency room!
by savages April 16, 2014
Get the memphis meat tenderizer mug.a person with such Pharyngeal fortitude, that is able to insert a man's full penis package into their mouth while still able to lick the anal area.
by monkeyjibberjabber July 22, 2009
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by Sidecar Trivia May 14, 2012
Get the cold meat party mug.When you are fucking your girl from behind, and you take both index fingers and shove them in her ass. When she bucks back, you pull those fingers out, reach around, and hook her by the mouth.
I fucked my wife doggy a week ago and gave her the rusty meat hook; she still can't speak correctly.
by RhiDen'80 October 9, 2015
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