A female, (or male for that matter) who sleeps around so much that "handling meat" is their profession.
"Dude your wife is such a professional meat handler! I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean."
"Hey Buddy, your daughter Maggie is such a professional meat handler I seriously doubt there is any chance that Kris is the father of her children."
"Hey Buddy, your daughter Maggie is such a professional meat handler I seriously doubt there is any chance that Kris is the father of her children."
by Attica91 September 5, 2008
Get the professional meat handlermug. by avery.the.lion on instagram March 27, 2017
Get the Big Chunk Of Meatmug. by I don't know what to use June 8, 2016
Get the she has the meatsmug. by T-bone fluffy October 1, 2012
Get the Australian meat grindermug. Repeatedly smacking your dick onto a woman's back, as if you were using a meat cleaver to chop meat on a cutting board.
by Legener July 18, 2017
Get the Iowa Meat Cleavermug. When you are fucking your girl from behind, and you take both index fingers and shove them in her ass. When she bucks back, you pull those fingers out, reach around, and hook her by the mouth.
I fucked my wife doggy a week ago and gave her the rusty meat hook; she still can't speak correctly.
by RhiDen'80 October 9, 2015
Get the The Rusty Meat Hookmug. When a man places his erect penis on a solid surface, typically a counter top, and his lover repeatedly slams their forhead on the engorged member until said member is flaccid. Also used to treat erections lasting more than four hours.
I popped a viagra and my dick was still hard four hours later, and thank the lord my tranny girlfriend knew of the memphis meat tenderizer, therefore avoiding a trip to the emergency room!
by savages April 16, 2014
Get the memphis meat tenderizermug.