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rule 909

rule 909 is like rule 34 and "more", you freak
by anonymous #83649 April 16, 2024
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Rules Of The Internet

A list of rules written by a bunch of soyboys who think the internet should have rules.

All you need to know is that anonymous and 4chan have major holdings in the rules when they shouldn't.
Anonymous: Follow the rules of the internet and you will stay fine...

Chad: FUCK YOU! I'M DIVIDING BY ZERO AND I'M GOING TO DISCUSS /B/!!
by Ashley H 705 July 28, 2021
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rule 34b

If it exists, there is a sex toy for it.
Check out my new Stranger Dongs, it’s my demogorgon dildo it’s a rule 34b”
by Wilsonwade April 20, 2018
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The Rules

When your friend doesn't get you a birthday presnt or it doesn't come then they have to send you nudes.
"Did your hear that the cologne that Emily got for Sean didn't come yet?"
"Damn well I guess she'll have to send him nudes, that the rules"
by BigMan69420lmao October 16, 2021
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Rule 386

If it's white and has a black circle in the middle It's Minos Prime
Rule 386 A white trash can "IS THAT MINOS PRIME" says V1
by Bucky_2028 May 7, 2025
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Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing

1. You must read at least two articles per day during the reading phase
2. You must write 500 words per day during the writing phase, until you reach the word count/limit.
3. You must not question the Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing.
4. You must not question anyone stating to be an official member of the Bachelor Thesis Writing Rules Council, unless the person is stating to be an official member of the Bachelor Thesis Writing Rules Council to avoid following above rules during a time of writing his/hers own bachelors thesis.
5. Dinner can not be served until above rules have been obeyed.
- Adam, you still have 400 words to write before we can have dinner. You can not question this, as it is stated in the Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing.
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The Cowboy Hat Rule

Put simply, if you wear the hat, you ride the cowboy
“I saw Jamie wearing a guys hat when she was out on the town the other day
“You know the cowboy hat rule - you wear the hat, you ride the cowboy”
by ClassyKit November 12, 2023
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