Granville Rule

Speak now or forever hold your peace. If you don't speak up, you don't get fed. Everything moves on pass you if you stay quiet. Used to make decisions faster and more efficiently.

Nancy always tells us which restaurants she wants to go to after the reservation's already booked and then complain about the food. Granville Rule next time we hang out so it's on her.

by birkin356 July 15, 2025

offside rule

Something every guy will ask you to define when a girl will tell them they like football.

Amanda: i like football too!!
Bryton, willy and chad in unison: OH YEAH? tell us what the offside rule is then...
Amanda: leaves

by Yeri♡ May 13, 2023

Rule of Roelofs

When an action does not take effect during a potential period of time, it is rolled off to the next more optimal window of opportunity. This is not a function of statistical probability, it is simply the way things are and cannot be explained by logic or mathematical analysis; it just happens that way.

That smarty pants tried to explain with a rationale of probability that day shift didn’t receive a call, and that this had zero impact on night shift getting call. You would think he had heard of the Rule of Roelofs. Apparently not.

by Karl Hungus April 24, 2024

10-10-10 rule

A rule to tell your friends so that they don’t walk home when it’s unsafe. If it’s after 10pm, it’s more than a 10 minute walk, and you’re looking like a 10 (which you ALWAYS are), then you get an Uber.

Especially for big city girls and gays, but also country boys and everywhere in between.

She told me she could walk home at 1am, but it’s a 20 minute walk, so she called an Uber. She followed the 10-10-10 rule, so we didn’t have to fight about it like we always do!

by DrunkandSafeCelena February 1, 2024

Not That Bad Rule

Saying something isn't that bad means that they it is exactly that bad.

Guy 1: Bro, your girl is gross.
Guy 2: Come on man, she's not that bad.
Guy 1: Not that bad rule bro, she is that bad.

Girl 1: Try this sandwich
Girl 2: That thing looks disgusting. I'm not eating that
Girl 1: Come on it doesn't look that bad.
Girl 2: Not that bad rule bitch I wouldn't feed it to my dog.

by coopdaddy19 May 28, 2018

Rule 33.99999999999999999999999999999

Making porn of Zootopia's Judy Hopps right now because I have no life

N/A: "Bruhhhhhhhh i could go for zootopia porn rn could u pls make some???"

You: N/A, you obviously have no life. But fine."
*Makes some juicy Rule 33.99999999999999999999999999999 of Judy Hopps*

by 2mvt May 3, 2021

the squirrel hat rule

A modification of the cowboy hat rule, same rules apply, this time with a silly squirrel hat - if you don't have a cowboy hat.

Excuse me (FUN NAME), I believe your wearing my squirrel hat, that I have gotten from my hunting trip or other means, I hope you mean well, in that case, i would like to invoke the squirrel hat rule.

by xboxgamertaggenerator May 2, 2024