Simp

Bruno, a male who is beyond the normal comprehensible understanding of a beta male that he is now evolved into a Simp.

Hi my name is bruno and I suffer from acute simp syndrome.

by Jathi February 12, 2020

Simp

A Simp is Mostly a human being who constantly attempts to grasp the attention of a female, using Awkward skills and disgusting facts, not including his severe obesity to try impress a woman, with a definite fail rate. Although this definition mostly is used to define a human characteristic, animals such as pigs are also known to Simp over female animals.

Ryan the obese cunt is simping for Ee En again. I hate that pig, one day the farmer would get him with the shotgun. Constantly harassing humans with the massive shits he leaves behind in the barn.

by Aesthetic bokchoi May 11, 2020

simps

Used to confuse people for fun.
s - simple
i - ice cream
m - melts
p - popcorn
s - pural

Person a: Oh hey!! Look at the simps online
person b: simple ice cream melts popcorn pural?
person a: what.

by ur local sunflower October 16, 2020

Simp

If anyone named Dylan puts his gf name in his insta page

Wow. What a fucking simp

by Yeet then skeet June 20, 2020

Simp

Guy who gives up on his own respect to try to please a hoe who doesn’t care about him

That dude just sold his playstation to buy sum bitch a pair of shoes. He a simp!

by Jav23 July 5, 2022

Simp

It means Suckers Idolizing mediocre pussy. That's the original term before zoomers started using it not knowing what it means.

He likes that fat bitch? He's a simp.

by Tonibler May 12, 2024

Simp Sucker

Female who allows/sucks up to a simp for any reason, but mainly "pity", even though they think there annoying and complain to others about him.

She keeps talking to him even though she said he annoys her, she`s such a simp sucker.

by ShadowRocks2 March 31, 2020