simp

a simp is someone who will do anything for some fucking pussy commonly with a terrible nickname such as "sosig"

person 1: dude that SosigMan kid is such a simp
person 2: ik he'd do anything to get a girlfriend

by discounttea February 3, 2020

Bean Simp

Simping for beans.

Derek: hey you know John? He eats beans so much.
Jerry: yeah he’s totally a bean simp.

by TheBeanSimp July 12, 2020

Simp

Alexander goldie

Calum: what is a simp
Will: Alexander Goldie is the defenition

by JabbaDabbaJew February 15, 2020

simp

often used to make fun of a guy when he has common respect and doesn’t treat a girl like shit. he isn’t a “simp” the bar is just low.

josh: nah dude i can’t hangout tonight i already made plans with my gf dude
carson: just stand her up or tell her u can’t make it
josh: no that’s rude

carson: ur such a simp

by yeyeah August 14, 2020

Simp

A person who expresses their great interest and or love for another wether or not the other person likes them back

You are the most beautiful person, I love you so much. I am such a simp

by Thyurbantitty September 2, 2023

simp

A slang used for generalizing men or women that assumes the attraction of the opposite gender wanting sex, money, attention, etc. Especially women named "Claire"

Claire is simping for this hot guy on Pornhub.

by incamstol December 29, 2020

Language Simp

The most fake "hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male" on the planet

Guy: do you watch Language Simp on YT? He's the best language teacher in the world!

Other Guy: He is not "the best language teacher in the world", he's a fake language teacher who teaches everybody a bunch of fake stuff about languages.

by anonymous June 2, 2023