emo kids

Stupid queerbaits that contradict themselves. They call everybody outside their group conformists, yet they conform to conform which means they're complete fucking hypocrites. They also wonder why nobody likes them when they're constantly depressed and no fun to be around.
emo kids: "WTF, i only got $500 for allowance this week *cries*. My life is so unfair...I'll write a song about it *cut wrists*. I can't get a girlfriend because girls just don't understand me *masturbates*"
by merschdawg April 18, 2006
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emo boy

Emo Boys:
Boys that usually kiss other guys, not because they're gay, but cause' they love the attention. They have jet black hair swept over half their face, wear skin tight clothes, wear makeup and whine all the time. They all look like clones and jack off to Hawthorne Heights.
Conversation between 2 emo boys:
Cwiss-To-Phurr__xCore says: Omfgzz I kissed another guy today, then I went home and slit my wrists.

Em0_Boyy--xo says: Omgg we're like so emo. I'm going to go write poetry about pain and death then jack off to Hawthorne Heights.
by PissOff__ October 23, 2005
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Emo dangling

To dangle an emo out of a window via a bungee cord
Oh shit man, Lil Chris is gonna get BOID.
hes been emo dangling
by WESLY aka Wins September 24, 2007
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emo-ness

An adjective meaning the dark and/or depressing qualities in an object or person.
That guy in the mall holding the Hot Topic bag was over-flowing in emo-ness.
by Not-Emo February 03, 2009
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emo hair

One ugly haircut.
So ugly and sad, it´s a wonder that it dont cut itself...
A: Why is that kid crying?
B: Must be because of that ugly emo hair.
A: Look, he´s wrist are bleeding.
B: LOL! He should´ve cut his hair instead.
A: "Lolololol!"
by Smaxxored May 11, 2006
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emo band

Bunch of flower-picking, poetry-loving, teary-eyed mama's boys who can't play their instruments.
1.Example? ever see that music video nikki Fm by hawthorne heights? in the video after the line"im outside of your window with my radio" the dumass holds his radio up in the air outside sum girl's house

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dont tell me they're not an emo band either...they suck, they bitch in all their songs and they wear girls pants.
by Rocnfunkapotamus July 22, 2006
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Emo kid

A music genre and scene derived from the hardcore punk movement. This wishy washy form of music and its trendy pseudo cool fans immerse them selves in misery and despair to generate the image of a deep feeling,deep thinking individual, when in fact they are just dumb rich kids looking for attenttion.
Emo kids dont just look like dorks, they are dorks.
by sacred357 December 12, 2003
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