meat ride season

Generally a certain someone kisses as much ass as they can to try and “get in” a special group of people.

John: “I heard Freddie was kissing up with the Big guys, it’s meat ride season.”

by Yaboinekkerass February 12, 2018

Beating my meat

SLayin yo meat

Nigga get the fuck out i'm beating my meat

by Kuddy December 17, 2020

Meat Potatos and Gravy

a person with such Pharyngeal fortitude, that is able to insert a man's full penis package into their mouth while still able to lick the anal area.

Michelle was so talented she was able to take Jerrys Meat Potatos and Gravy

by monkeyjibberjabber July 22, 2009

memphis meat tenderizer

When a man places his erect penis on a solid surface, typically a counter top, and his lover repeatedly slams their forhead on the engorged member until said member is flaccid. Also used to treat erections lasting more than four hours.

I popped a viagra and my dick was still hard four hours later, and thank the lord my tranny girlfriend knew of the memphis meat tenderizer, therefore avoiding a trip to the emergency room!

by savages April 16, 2014

The Rusty Meat Hook

When you are fucking your girl from behind, and you take both index fingers and shove them in her ass. When she bucks back, you pull those fingers out, reach around, and hook her by the mouth.

I fucked my wife doggy a week ago and gave her the rusty meat hook; she still can't speak correctly.

by RhiDen'80 October 9, 2015

Iowa Meat Cleaver

Repeatedly smacking your dick onto a woman's back, as if you were using a meat cleaver to chop meat on a cutting board.

"Hey, how was last night?"
"Oh, it was great. I got to give my girlfriend an Iowa Meat Cleaver."

by Legener July 18, 2017

she has the meats

When her pussy looks like a sandwich you'd get at Arby's.

So how did Netflix and Chill go?

-Bro, she has the meats 😵

by I don't know what to use June 8, 2016