hold my fries

Variation of hold my beer where a heavy weighted person tries to accomplish a feat and more often then not fails miserably.

Hold my fries, and let me show you how I will do a backflip from this 2ft fence.

by Mxwldm January 10, 2019

Gag My Clam

When shit hits the fan, but you have to push forward. Used in the same way as #fml

Term typically used by left-wing, East Coast feminists under the age of 30, used when they feel like they don't have a voice in a male-dominated society

Chad: (rushes ahead to open door at trendy New England cocktail lounge) 'Let me get this for you beautiful hoodies'

Feminist #1, Cris: Thanks?
Feminist #2, Jo: (eye roll, proceeds to the bar Cris)

20 minutes later...

Bartender: (drinks in hand) 'These are from the gentleman at the end of the bar' (nods towards Chad)
Jo: (eye roll)
Cris: 'Ahhh, gag my clam....'

by CopperBopperCarl2 November 18, 2019

langa to my reki

kinda like eve to my Adam but skate version if you skate and don't have a best friend that skates you can use this word

person 1: i will find my langa to my reki
person 2: i found my langa you'll find yours too

by zadiag June 7, 2021

Toy my salat

When Dad tells you to be quiet

Moon: Licking him tiko
Dad: Toy My Salat?

by AnonymousUrbanDictonary August 15, 2022

Tears of My Enemies

noun. a delightful beverage to be sipped while cackling evilly or just fun to watch as they stream down the cheeks of the broken wretches you have utterly defeated. These may be gathered after activities such as revealing a bun in the oven is your doing, opening a giant can of whoop-ass or targeting an uncooperative captive's homeworld with planet-destroying lasers from a fully armed and operational battlestation.

"I don't always drink the Tears of My Enemies but when I do.. I hear their dying echoes.."

by GoinRoje May 5, 2021

climb into my cart

An expression used by men usually born around 1930 in Australia to describe going to bed

Well good night everybody, I'm going to climb into my cart.

by bolman January 6, 2010

Blow my top

When someone makes you to reach at a level of frustration and disappointment and then you need to aim this energy to him.

e.x. You’re making me blow my top with this passive aggressive attitude of yours young man. Stop it immediately or I will do something really bad to you.

by Sense8ative August 11, 2019