barney moment

when someone does something extremely unfunny

damn bro that's a barney moment for sure

by fdagger27 October 18, 2020

barney moment

when someone is extremely funny

damn that's a barney moment for sure.

by fdagger27 October 18, 2020

Tourette's Moment

A sudden outburst of swearing brought on by the stupidity of others

"Gah, cunts! Fuck! Shit!"

"What's wrong, dude?"

"Just having a Tourette's Moment, the payroll guys fucked me over again, no overtime!"

by facibus October 25, 2012

Money Moment

1. n. A moment in which you come up with a brilliant idea that will make you millions of dollars.
2. n. A moment that is worth a lot of money.

1. "Carl, I just had a money moment! Put a doughnut INSIDE the sausage bacon and egg McMuffin. WE WILL MAKE MILLIONS!"
2. "OH MY GOSH I just found a $100 bill on the ground! What a Money Moment!"

by iheartmygoatluna September 8, 2013

Blue Butterfly Moment

A moment of mid-sentence distraction.

Person 1: "So I was watching- Oh! A penny!"
Person 2: "Nice Blue Butterfly Moment."

by MatrixFoxDemon October 2, 2013

Narnia moment

That moment when you realize that where you live hasn't even picked up on the latest news, etc.

That Narnia moment when I realize that the new album hasn't even been released in my country.

That Narnia moment when I realize that Silly Bandz are still popular where I live.

by beccaboo11 June 21, 2012

Truman Show moment

An event which seems unbelievably contrived - so much so that when it happens to you, you begin to suspect that you are not a real person, but a character in a celestial sitcom.

(from a Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour episode, ca. 1956) You are in Las Vegas and you and the Mertzes want to go on a uranium hunting expedition in the desert, and children are not allowed. You then discover that a couple you know from New York is staying in the same hotel with their child. Little Ricky then goes to Hoover Dam with the other couple and their child, freeing you to hunt for uranium. The "Truman Show moment" occurs when you discover that the other couple is at your hotel.

by ddstarr August 27, 2012