greasy, slippery, fun loving, 30+ yrs of age who dresses like a metrosexual tween. (often seen in holister garb). Of questionable Mexican heritage. Although fond of tequila, crack and puck bunnies...has discerning taste when it comes to beer burglers
q: "See that dirty old dude checkin out the sales girl at Holister?
A: Yeah...What a dirty mexican (aka poncho)
A: Agreed...such a Poncho
A: Yeah...What a dirty mexican (aka poncho)
A: Agreed...such a Poncho
by mouse podi fpk October 23, 2008
The excruciatingly hot poop that comes out of your butt a day or two after eating spicy Mexican food. It feels like your butt is being burned at the stake like a witch. The hot log leaving your body.
I added extra jalapeños to my burrito and my butt burns so bad you would think it was a Mexican Salem burning log coming out of my butt.
by PlagueTarot January 12, 2023
A sex move in which a male, presumably naked, starts 30 feet away, behind a woman, also presumably naked. He then runs directly at the woman brandishing his genitalia and plows into the woman, signifying a bulldozer crashing into something.
Alternatively, a person performing this could have a friend hold the woman up and as you plow her, have him/her spin the woman around in circles, symbolizing a milkshake maker.
This is considered inhumane in almost every country and is a felony is both America and England, so you may only perform this move in Mexico, legally at least.
Alternatively, a person performing this could have a friend hold the woman up and as you plow her, have him/her spin the woman around in circles, symbolizing a milkshake maker.
This is considered inhumane in almost every country and is a felony is both America and England, so you may only perform this move in Mexico, legally at least.
Jill: Hey Samantha, wanna come hang out later?
Samantha: No sorry, Brad just performed the Mexican Bulldozer Milkshake Supreme on me and I'm sore.
Jill: You do know that's illegal here right?
Samantha: No sorry, Brad just performed the Mexican Bulldozer Milkshake Supreme on me and I'm sore.
Jill: You do know that's illegal here right?
by DJsaladman June 22, 2018
by numstto October 20, 2007
by t3hdillo September 19, 2014
Mexican Hand Holding is a sex act banned in every country on earth except Mexico. It involves each party bringing stale taco shells to the bedroom (the fresh ones crack too easily) and attempting to get as many of them inserted in the anal cavities of the other person at the same time while holding hands. From above, the shape of two people trying to 69 taco shells up each other's asses and hold hands looks like a sombrero.
Michelle - "Hey, I'm not up for anal, do you mind if we just do some Mexican Hand Holding instead?"
Alex - "I'll head down to the store and get some tacos"
Alex - "I'll head down to the store and get some tacos"
by LighterBurn February 25, 2014
The Mexican pepper grinder is when a girl gives you a handjob but does it like she is twisting a pepper maker. Then “salsa” comes out and you both enjoy some chips and salsa.
by Meatbeater420 January 21, 2021