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Mole Man

Mole men are the secret masters in league with conservative organizations worldwide, whose headquarters are beneath Hackney, London. Their agenda embraces eye confiscation and, of course, the sexual assault of the blind. They appear to also be fond of rugs in their flat and the Ziggurat and the Black Goat soundtrack. Little is known of their motives.
"The Mole Man wants your eyes."
"Yes, the Mole Man can have my eyes."
by MoleMan97 February 13, 2012
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Man Whore

A man who engulfs himself with numerous womanly affairs in search of trying to find someone. None of the females end up actually liking him because he is a tool and a douchebag who takes shitty mirror pictures in cardigans to try and be classy. (Failing)
Paul is a man whore.

And he is stinky.
by aconcernedniqqa January 1, 2012
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Man Maker

A man maker is an older girl or woman who has sexual relations with a young inexperienced boy, usually a freshman in a dorm room, and makes them into a man.
Kelly is a total man maker, that is the fourth freshman she hooked up with this semester.
by Law Student1313 October 17, 2011
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Cinnamon Man

A very wise and classy black man who wears a tuxedo and white gloves. He helps extremely wealthy men masterbate by simply turning the pages, clicking the mouse, suggesting good websites and also provides lotion and other forms of lubrication. But the most important fact is that its not gay.
"Mike I have an appointment with my Cinnamon Man today"
by Condom Jones October 26, 2011
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asian man

a person who is smarter than smart.
The average test score was 69% and it somehow got to 95%. Who could've done this? Asian Man.
by thxnder November 2, 2020
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Spooder-Man

A low budget version of spider man but has no nose.
Spooder-man is a fictional character :v
by Spooder-Mana November 4, 2021
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man-juice

Bobby is filled to the brim with man-juice, perhaps he should masterbate.
by 2nd Prize April 17, 2003
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