billie joe armstrong

The Most Talented Song Writer and Vocalist in Rock and Role. For all you trendy anti mainstream faggots, they did not sell out they just got better. And that second guitarist has been around since 1999 and it isn't lazyness, it's called adding depth to the music. Also, for the record the reason why bands like Green Day and Fall Out Boy get signed is because they have talent. Unlike worthless hardcore bands and such that will never go any where. Also about the second guitarist, it is true that he is not technically part of the band but Everyone owes green day cheer for putting him in a music video no band does that and it showed true appreciation for his help.

Who's that lead singer for Green Day who has wrote more top ten hits then Alvin and the Chipmunks?

Billie Joe Armstrong

yea that's him I think they have wrote 22 top ten hits now.

Fierce man!

by Mikey Phillips October 4, 2005

Joe Exotic

A complete dumb-ass moron, and a big redneck hillbilly, who thinks he knows how to take care of animals and illegally sold and bred tigers and other big cats. Watch the Netflix documentary and you will know what I mean.

"What is this on Netflix? The Tiger King? What the hell is that? I guess I'll see what it is... Joe Exotic? That's a dumb name!"
A few episodes later..
"This guy is so tacky and dumb! Who names themselves Joe Exotic anyways?"

by BJ Rouge March 25, 2020

Billie Joe Armstrong

Very rad lead singer for the punk-pop band Green Day. Born in East Bay, California where he met Mike Dirnst (the tall, blonde one with the bass) as a child. Happily married with two children(yes, very sad news for all you psycho-stalkers.) and bisexual (in your face you ignorant homophobics!).

Personally, I think he's a talented songwriter and I enjoy his vocals. His songs are definitely not the stupidity of poser bands like Simple Plan.

And I bet that some of you are probably going, "Green Day are posers you ignorant pathetic excuse for a music listener!"

To that I say, "I've heard my fair share of bands, I'm definitely not ignorant on true punk-rock like The Clash, but I do enjoy Green Day, so get over yourselves cunts. If you don't like that they're on MTV, call you local cable company and ask them to cancel this channel for you, so you are not prejudiced by shit like TRL. Give them a chance. If you still don't like them, then fine."

Billie Joe likes his name spelled with an "ie" at the end, because that's how his mother spelled it on the birth certificate.

by 1800-insanity-asylum August 16, 2005

Billie Joe Armstrong

Singer/guitarist of sucessful California band Green Day. Has a hot voice and, according to many including myself, looks to match.

Me: So how many Green Day songs do you know?
Teeny Bopper: Um... American Idiot... and... BLVD OF BROKEN DREAMS!
Me: So why are you spending $200 on concert tickets if you only know two songs?
Teeny Bopper: Cause Billie Joe Armstrong is so dreamy...
Me: Yeah... I know what you mean.

by IluvB123 March 4, 2005

judge joe brown

verb-to be told off or schooled by an older man, who is probably right for getting on your ass. If it's an older woman, use the verb judge judy.

bobby: when my dad finds out i wrecked his car he's gonna judge joe brown me for hours.

by earpuller October 1, 2005

joe job

To jerk a man off with sandpaper or steel wool until he ejaculates, than gather all the blood,sperm,and skin into a cup and drink it.

TJ: Hey, did you hear Joe is in the hospital!
Alan: Are you serious?! Why?!
TJ: His Mom gave him a joe job, but instead of sandpaper she used a glove full of staples!
Alan: That sucks he just got out a week ago because his dad fucked his ass behind the furnace and he needed stitches

by Corola December 12, 2008

GI Joe Slap

When you ask your bitch a question that she damn well ought to know and she says "I don't know." You then proceed to slap said bitch like she stole something and say "Now you know and knowing is half the battle."

Lisa didn't know where she left my lighter so I GI Joe Slapped that cunt.

by Agora March 25, 2008