fire truck

When you say “what starts with F and ends with CK” and then dad starts to get upset at you and then you tell him that it’s fire truck

Me: “what starts with F and ends with CK”
Dad: worried/mad af

Me: “its fire truck”

Dad: oh 😯

by Fantastic Shortstop August 20, 2021

Fire is HOT

Better than anyone but tensiegod
VERY HOT
VERY active
VERY smort
VERY fire

FIRE IS HOT
FIRE IS HOT is a very cool dude
FIRE IS HOT is awesome

everyone likes FIRE IS HOT

by FIRE_IS_VERY_HOT August 24, 2021

fire up the jug

Put the kettle on/boil the jug.

- Put the kettle on mate, by the way I hate immigrants
- I've got springs under my feet, so fire up the jug

by toniozi August 29, 2021

Captain's on Fire

Order a Captain and Coke and add a shot of Fireball into it. The spiced rum and cinnamon go perfect together.

I'm going to have a Captain's on Fire.

by anonymous September 4, 2021

Captain's on Fire

Take a Captain and Coke and add a shot of Fireball to it. The spiced rum and cinnamon compliment each other and makes for a good stiff drink.

Bartender, pour me a Captain's on Fire.

by Wandman September 4, 2021

Too many wardens, not enough fires

Too many people trying to control a situation when it is in fact quite small.
A less racist alternative to 'too many chiefs not enough indians'

Worker 1: Dave told me I should be assembling the bricks this way, but Brett said they were meant to be placed this way

Worker 2: too many Wardens, not enough fires

by BPuddin June 19, 2021

National Fire The Plug Up Day

National day to buy some marijuana and smoke it with the person you brought it from.

"Aye bro I gotta go to Zigg house tomorrow he always come through."
"What's Tomorrow"
"You ain't hear? It's national fire the plug up day" July 13th.

by jiggyziggyniggy June 25, 2021