Death

Something I dearly look forward to

Anyone: so how's life going?
Me: it's not.

death is just the best option

by I'm better than you times two December 8, 2021

death waddle

The wiggling that occurs while driving in reverse at high speed on a gravel road.

He was going so fast his car began the death waddle rear ended the ditch.

by Bourach January 26, 2017

death by death west

a fictional direction used by idiots and smart people alike who don't want to explain at length how dangerous going somewhere specific is.

guy1: we should go rock climbing on el capitan.
guy2: onward toward death by death west i guess.

by awwwdip March 24, 2023

death partner

When a elderly woman and/or man find someone they love deeply, and have an emotional connection. Pair up and live out the rest of their lives together and die happily.

After mark had trouble with his last marriage he found the perfect death partner at the age of 65. Living out his life with someone he loves.

by anonymous June 26, 2022

Death In Clapham - Cocktail

A cocktail made famous by the great writer and author J.G. Nowak. Recipe: Pour 25ml of Ouzo over ice into a champagne glass, top up with champagne, garnish with lemon and consume. Tradionally drunk on New Years Eve in some parts of South West London.

The Death In Clapham - Cocktail is traditionally drunk on New Years Eve in some parts of South West London.

by JGN January 1, 2014

Jaws of Death

someone with braces sucking a dick (and possibly cutting said dick with braves and circumcising it)

I got a free circumcision last night from Heather’s jaws of death!

by ftcalls February 10, 2021

death and despire

the feeling when you are around a person that is named elijah and you dont know how to off yourself

I get death and despire from elijah being stupid

by bobby big September 5, 2016