Stink Dick

When you haven't washed your dick in weeks after having sex and then it smells like the local fish counter

Yo Brandon, Geez you have some major stink dick going on!!

by Rogers565 February 26, 2021

dick snow

snow when you stand around like a fucking dick waiting for it to accumulate, but it never does.

Ski conditions are poor, and we need a dump, but this is just dick snow.

by Lars Jones March 16, 2021

dick simp

a cringe simp that won’t leave you alone

taylor is a mad dick simp and he won’t piss off

by UncleBarry April 12, 2021

dick flashback

when you cannot stop thinking about that good DICK you got last night. Randomly zoning out about getting railed. Looking off into the distance thinking about getting pounded in your punani.

*gazes out the window*
Friend: hey you good?
You: Shit sorry I was just having dick flashbacks.
Friend: giiiiirl you got that good dick huh

by asseatersanonymous May 4, 2021

dick heffa

Someone who's not attractive, possibly even overweight, but thinks overly highly of themselves, never forgets a thing they've done for someone to hold it over their head for the rest of their lives, thinks they're way better than everyone, but really they're sad and lonely on the inside because nobody likes them because of their self righteous attitude and they're a dick to literally almost everyone

Bill treats people like crap and is a dick to everyone because he thinks he is better than everyone else, even though he is very unattractive.

Don't be a dick heffa like Bill.

Nobody likes a dick heffa.

by WhotheFknows_23 June 18, 2021

Dick handed

When you walk in on a guy wacking off.

I didn’t know Larry was in his bedroom and when I walked in I caught him dick handed!

by Deathesquire August 23, 2023

Putin Dick

An outrageous and over-exaggerated sense of projected toxic-masculinity, usually manifesting itself in claims of enormous sexual or military prowess, exhibited in a vain attempt to disguise overwhelming feelings of weakness and inadequacy in the sufferer.
In the context of sexual prowess, the 12-inch steel-hard phallus claimed by the sufferer of 'Putin Dick' actually turns out to be 2cm long and suffers from premature-ejaculation, which can only be recovered after 6 to 7 days, as opposed to the normal 5 to 20 minutes range, and must be accompanied with prolonged conversation and hugging.
For the context of military prowess, see above.

"Wow, after Putin invaded Ukraine, it's now completely obvious to the entire world that he suffers from 'Putin Dick'"

by markb134718 February 28, 2022