anal baptism

When you pour holy water down someone’s ass and they fart it onto a baby

Bro are you going to the anal baptism tomorrow?
Nahhh, I got mine regular baptized

by Slurp_slurp69 December 2, 2020

Anal Cough

Another very extraordinary word for fart.

Oh man I can smell that beany burrito....your anal coughs are diquisting, dude.

by Molte January 5, 2018

Old Anal

When two gay old people have wrinkly sexy ancient delicious anal sex

Luke) I haven’t tried tinder, you sure your Bob) Yes, I am a male 87 year old, just look at these wrinkles. My penis is also very wrinkly and my butthole I very worn out.
Luke) Well, let’s have gay sex.
Bob) Let’s have old anal!
Kylie) Three way old anal?
Luke) Why not!

by TheManFucker2269 June 11, 2019

Anal retreat

Its when you take a massive poop and you press hard, but then stop pressing and the poop goes back up

Man i just took the biggest shit, but i got an anal retreat

by Philip mongolidi February 19, 2021

anal

the act of being f'ed in the ass

me:lets do anal
bf:but ur ass is small
me:i dont give two fucks

by iiLordDennis June 5, 2018

Virgin's Anal

When you fart on your hand, then masterbate with said hand.

It was a special night, he was drunk, he did the Virgin's Anal.

by BigPapaDaLama August 19, 2023

anal bead self defense

i sell used anal beads on twitter

i had to use anal bead self defense when i was attacked when i sold my used anal beads on twitter.

by pp.penis April 14, 2023