Michael Graham Claydon

Literally the most perfect man on any planet, he is litteraly perfect Michael Graham Claydon is honestly the definition of a man written by a woman. You could say he deserves the world but he doesn't, the world is SHIT and Michael Graham Claydon deserves better than that. And on top of that, he has a PHAT ass

A: Have you seen Michael Graham Claydon?

B: No, but isn't he just great!

A: He is! I love Michael Graham Claydon

by Michael Graham Claydon enjoyer July 21, 2023

Michael bore

A gay faggot - sticks rustys willy up his bumhole. Pussyhole .into beastilality . Like disabled gay autism porn.

Michael bore is a faggot

by Allahaukbar69 March 23, 2019

Michael

A wifeophile, a man who gets aroused by married women.

Don't get your wife along, I heard Tim is a Michael.

He Michael-ed his way towards the old woman.

by Greyfam November 22, 2021

Michael

A fart bag

Michael munches on butt

by Sohiaaaa March 11, 2024

Michael Treadway

There’s the wrong way, the right way, and the Treadway. There’s also the no pants Treadway… long story.

You’ve never heard of Michael Treadway? Man, you must not be in band, huh!

by notabandkid May 16, 2022

michael newton

A really cool dad

Friend - "Do you know anyone named Michael newton?"

Child- "Yeah my cool dad"

by Oli's dictionary July 11, 2022

Michael

Michaels are so fucking hot. They usually have curly hair. Michaels are extremely funny and cute with the people that the enjoy being with . Michaels are hygienic , meaning they are clean. They also tend to be muscular with beautiful, sexy abs and biceps. They don't like flexing much tho and are usually quite. Michaels have amazing personalities and although u find them rude to other people, they really are caring if u don't carry out a bad influence or bad attitude towards them. As a friend, Michaels are amazing people and help u in any way u can as long as u respect them. Michaels also don't like cursing and using inappropriate words but if they feel attacked verbally, they would use em. Although they seem quite and by themselves at times, do not underestimate them. They are noticing everything that is happening around them and they can be very dangerous if u make them ur enemy. U may make fun of em and Michaels are fine with that, BUT if borders are passed and u say something personal... nah i feel sorry fer u. Michaels are athletic and agile as well. One thing all people should know is that they should NEVER, EVER run in a race against a Michael. Dont...Just dont. THEY WILL FUCKING LEAVE U IN THE DUST. THEY ARE FAST. TOOOO FAST FOR UR LEVEL. DONT. MICHAELS ARE BUILT DIFFERENT! THEY GON BE EMBARRASING U. jus a quic warning , incase u decide too race one...

"OMG ITS MICHAEL!!!"
"AH! Ik. HES SO HOT AF"
"Bitch stay back, that boy mine!"

by Gab-54h March 18, 2024