Moon Pie

noun. Available mainly in San Francisco and Key West, the Moon Pie is the act of a man ejaculating into another party(ies) asshole, where it is then followed by the said offender consuming his own seminal fluid from one or more filled, rectums. Also, can come in the Lemon Cream variety, where urine is added to the cream filling.

Paul's in the hospital getting his stomach pumped. Apparently, he had too much Moon Pie last night.

by Moonpie Paul ;) November 28, 2018

Prairie Hand Pie

While strolling through a grassy knoll and the sudden urge to relieve your bowels hits with extreme force. With no place to actually relieve yourself (out of fear of snakes, poisonous plants, and dysentery), your only option is to reach back and feel the warmth of yesterday’s meals filling your cupped hands.

I should have known that rancid bison meat I had last night would lead to a fresh prairie hand pie this morning.

by Ollieoz June 8, 2019

crack pie

When a man ejaculates in the buttcrack specifically.

My favorite kind of porn ends with a crack pie.

by _~ wiggles~_ February 18, 2017

sad mud pie

When u cry all alone in a cemetery for so long the graveyard dort turns to mud.

Bet all the emos make sad mud pies all the time.

by Lanienyone October 18, 2020

Flaming butterscotch cream pie

to poop in someones pants set it on fire and throw it at their head, while yelling "mmm, taste good."

last night at the party I got a flaming butterscotch cream pie after a few drinks. It was awesome and I heard it's on Youtube.

by acshowtime February 22, 2011

Dropped Pie

Similiar to dropping the soap in prison, dropped pie is a term used to describe the hazing of new black recruits in all white platoons usually in the marines.

Drop down and give me twenty dropped pie!

by thramagen March 21, 2025

Erotic pie

A pie that has sexually atractive traits. ( Can be used as a dildo)

"Man that's some erotic pie"
"Yeah man its amazing"

by Swan master January 2, 2017