He is very cool, yet acts nice and caring some times, he has a very small dick but makes up for it with his super halrious jokes. He will normally be the first to do things that no other will do and normally regrets the descion while in the process of doing it. If you meet a Michael copes you will most likely become his friend because of the way he acts around lots of people. Horrible in bed, but a great friend. All ladies beware of the mans small dick.
by LargeCock69 ;) December 27, 2016

The Cock of all cocks. The cranberry juice runs through the jizz giving you an urge to swallow. Its a dream to all who try. Huge, tasty and extremely pleasing. Of course a king from Sparta and well spartans are the toughest with many talents.
Addison rae: It should be in my mouth to be honest cause I want it to be.
Sommer ray: I mean my I love want that in my ass and nowhere else since it would destroy anything else
Any other girl: Yeah I have a room pictures of him surrounding the walls. Michaels a dream.
Sommer ray: I mean my I love want that in my ass and nowhere else since it would destroy anything else
Any other girl: Yeah I have a room pictures of him surrounding the walls. Michaels a dream.
by toldtodothis June 28, 2021

suck it or your staightphobic
by kill palitine February 7, 2024

A smart yet deducing man. Don’t let his ugliness bother you. He thinks he’s charming, good looking thinks he’s got game but in reality he just grinds videos games he is probably a rabid clash player. He acts like the man aka “B.M.O.C” we can keep letting him think that for now I guess. When you see a mike in the street slap him. Just do it you won’t regret it.
by Giowise13 February 23, 2022

Michael is a man that I am deeply in love with. He has everything you could ever ask for. He is the definition of perfection. He may think otherwise, but he really is perfect. He's the best person you could ever meet. He's sweet, kind, and caring. He has everything you could ever ask for and a guy. There's so much to Michael. Too much to list! He's just overall amazing, and I hope he understands that soon.
"you're such a Michael"
"What does that mean?"
"It means that nothing can never be any more perfect than you"
"What does that mean?"
"It means that nothing can never be any more perfect than you"
by •°Raindrop°• April 30, 2022

by killfuck March 24, 2024
