Hym “JESUS CHRIST! ‘Jews can work for me as long as I can spy on them and put cameras in their house and follow everything they do’!? He went full Dr. JeepJorp! That’s what the living god Dr. Jordan PeeperJorp thinks! WOOOOOW! Wow! That’s crazy man! And ‘if you don’t believe in Jesus you shouldn’t have any power.’ Holy shit, we are in full Christian theocracy mode. Ha! Hilarious! That is wild. This is wild.”
by Hym Iam December 7, 2022
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Get the Furry Jesus mug.A Jesus handshake is when someone spits on a cock then sucks it passionately while jacking it off and rubbing the balls. Once the man cums, they smear the cum all over the hands and rub it in their face then rub the cock on their eyes.
by Cosmiccun7 December 13, 2022
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He is Him. He’s stronger, faster, smarter. Bro solos all of fiction and non-fiction. He transcends that which is us. He is just that guy.
Guy: Bro Naruto no diffs Luffy.
Guy 2: But can he beat Goku?
Guy 3: The fact they all got nothing on Jesus says a lot doesn’t it?
Guy: Wdym?
Guy 3: Jesus Solos in his sleep 😴
Guy 2: But can he beat Goku?
Guy 3: The fact they all got nothing on Jesus says a lot doesn’t it?
Guy: Wdym?
Guy 3: Jesus Solos in his sleep 😴
by Roronoa Musashi December 19, 2022
Get the Jesus Solos mug.Have you ever played team fortress 2 with Sani, he’s good with pipe grenades, one could say he’s pipe Jesus
by Spycrab505 December 25, 2022
Get the pipe Jesus mug.A man born from Glutensgard that gives bread to the peasents. He is very powerful, and is a CFT Legend. He is the founder of Yeastianity. h t t p s : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = 3 n u l w J n T A M Q.
Peasent: "Yooooooooo, it's Bread Jesus! Thank you Bread Jesus from the generous gift of the bread."
Bread Jesus: "np"
Bread Jesus: "np"
by GANDU by Bad Lee Rix January 1, 2023
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