REM Syndrome

The knowledge of impending doom caused by the conclusion of the Mayan calendar and feeling like everything is going to be fine.

Jack: It's the end of the world as we know it. And I feel fine.

Jim: He's suffering from REM Syndrome

by waynelouis December 21, 2012

Squirrell Syndrome

Pertaining to a lack of composure of the bowels; vis.: bum-wee; esp. following a period of extensive alcohol intake beginning circa age 14.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to: Bum wee; corrosive flatulence; the inability to travel more than 20m without requiring defecation; sonorous and voluble digestion; the requirement to eat healthily for brief but ultimately insignificant periods; Chicken Cottage.

A recent 7-year study has found no medical cure.

Remarkable similarity to Irritable Bowel Syndrome

Noted for increased prevalence in Lincolnshire, UK.

Mike: I've got Bum Wee.

James: Must be Squirrell Syndrome. Chicken Cottage?

Mike: Yeah.

by A Random Architect November 13, 2011

Stockton Syndrome

a more pc way of saying "slow" or "super autistic" first coined in 2020.

I think Lukas has Stockton Syndrome

by L. Dickman September 27, 2020

PPFC Syndrome

PPFC Syndrome. short for Post PF Chang's Syndrome. the after effects of eating at one of said companies chain restaurant's. usually consisting of abdominal cramps and resulting in toilet trips that produce stools weighing on average 5 curex.

excuse me while i dash to the toilet. i'm suffering from PPFC Syndrome after yesterdays meal, as awesome as it was at the time...

by stakzent February 22, 2011

algeria syndrome

algeria syndrome is when a male or female (or other) like their nipples being carved, preferably in a cross by a knife. algeria syndrome is a sexual kink with a small community around it. its founder Algea coming out as having algeria syndrome last year. (18/9/22)

(carina) “hey, i have algeria syndrome“

by Asherr99 March 13, 2023

Radio Syndrome

Radio Syndrome is when you spend all of your time by the radio, listening to the "hottest" songs and learning all the lyrics.

Jim: Likes it die-no-mite, cause I told you once, now I told you twice, we gon light this up, like its die-no-mite
Bob: Wow, you know those lyrics.
*Five Minutes Later*
Jim: This place about to blo-ooo-ooo.
Bob: Wow...
*Ten Minutes Later*
Jim: *singing the song by heart*
Bob: Dude, you have radio syndrome. Go turn off your radio.

by thisismyrealname1000 May 31, 2011

owu syndrome

owu (obsessed with uniqua) syndrome, is a disability found on stan twitter which mean a user is obsessed and can’t stop talking about @/teddyhoneymoon

some examples of users having this syndrome are @/ienvythebirds, @/theeholyspirit, and other countless fads who can’t stop talking about me💔

@ienvythebirds: tasteless fad guilty is my song
@teddyhoneymoon: on mars maybe, hope your owu syndrome gets treated ma

by Uniqua Thee Backyardigan August 29, 2020