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Sherwood Middle School (SMS)

A hell of a place labeled as a “school” where all the kids are either traumatized from other kids or oblivious to how fucking annoying they are. They’re all either obese furries that wear buttplug tails, neo-nazis, sped kids, annoying football and basketball kids, iPad kids, preppy girls or emo. The most interesting thing that happens is when a small fight happens and everyone records it or when the popular guy asks a popular girl to the dance only to dump her a week later. The teachers all fall into a few categories: Obese, woke, old women, pedophile math teachers and hot substitutes. The only interesting thing about this school is the excess of ugly ass haircuts the guys have

Types of kids:
6th grade girls: Think they’re in high school and vape and make TikTok’s in the bathroom
6th grade boys: Retards and football kids
7th grade girls: Hella annoying girls with no personality that are all pick me or emo
7th grade boys: They are the only ones vandalizing the bathroom
8th grade girls: Think they’re hot shit and have a body count of 12
8th grade guys: Pedophiles and neo-nazis
1: I go to sherwood middle school (sms)
2: kys
by Schoolhater69420 February 22, 2024
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Post Oak Middle School

You want to watch out for kids like Brody, which will throw a ball 100mph during dodgeball that will go down your throat, and out your-

You also want to watch out for Cesar. “memephail”… sorry just old habits.

Oh and don’t forget Shanty, he’ll hit you will that “Shanty-tax”

And Austin is very young kid, the youngest out of most of the six-graders. Austin is very good in percussion and playing piano, you don’t want to challenge him.

Oh and Linkin, uhh-

Here’s some other OP students:
-Leland, otherwise considers as “Coconut” from his head shape.
-Kash
-And more I personally don’t want to list

Continuing on, you also want to be very kind and polite and kind to the teachers, or else just the very slightest bit of disrespect will get you 80 days of ISS.
by JustSomeRandomChild September 8, 2023
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Risdon Middle School

A nice school with great teachers but some of the most sassy & annoying human beings.

Walking down the hallway you will see a combination of jocks, furrys, LGBTQ people, and regular people who are all weird and piss you off.
Dude 1: Where dya go?
Dude 2: Risdon Middle School
Dude 1: Damn, thats tough. Your schools hella nice though
by bzbbaybwufey hb9y June 1, 2022
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Middle East

Literal hellhole that stretches from Morocco to India

Most Caucasian region of the world; most people from it don't even know what black and Asian people are
Maybe if someone would beat some sense into Caucasian men or stop enabling them, the Middle East wouldn't exist.
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centerville middle school

A place for sluts, autistic kids that ruin the learning environment, and fucking annoying gay faggot teacher. possibly the worst school ever to exist tbh.
Centerville middle school
MAI - “Hey have you went to CMS?”
CHINK - “I fucking hate that shitty school I ejaculated in the bathrooms and I almost fucking died. Guacamole Nigga Penis
by GaBeBitches June 22, 2020
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fart in the middle of class

Student 1: Did you fart in the middle of class?

Student 2: Shut up, I’m doing work
by Nobody reads this except you- September 30, 2021
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Middle School

Honestly worse than high school. It is amazing that someone thought it was a good idea to put a bunch of incredibly insecure children into one building. If you’re really good friends with a kid who isn’t popular, you’d get bullied and will call you a faggot. If you’re an innocent, rather outgoing kid, chances are you will end up being an incredibly anti-social, insecure, timid teenager.
Middle school is so bad, almost everyone who went through it has had suicidal thoughts.
by jock jam door slam July 31, 2021
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