eat a microwave

Slang: used in gaming
Choke on something large, possibly electronic or emits waves.

“go eat a microwave” - Overwatch 2023

by BitterMuffins♥️ July 12, 2023

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National Testicle Eating day

Every month, the days of 7th, 14th, 21st, and 28th, all girls can eat testies of any kind. She can take them however she wants or even just eat them while they're still attached. Make sure it hurts the balls haver and make sure you enjoy your fresh testies.!

Girl 1: "Fuck.. I'm so hungry"

Girl 2: "Lucky for you, it's national Testicle Eating day! And I see a boy just over there!"

by Ms. Nut Cracker July 20, 2023

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Eating Sloppy

When you eat sloppy unhealthy food like McDonald's/burger king as opposed to eating clean food like eggs or chicken.

I caught my friend eating sloppy at burger King the other day smh

by TimTRM July 20, 2023

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Eating Farts

This means eating Ass

"ayy yo i realised i like eating farts yesterday" Same thing as eating ass

by Container for a bellend July 27, 2023

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Plant Eating Pussy

A Vegetarian

"Why don't you snuff it, then? You plant eating pussy."

by anonymous July 30, 2023

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Too Stupid To Eat.

1. A lack of Intelligence in decision making resulting in failure.
3. Lack of Survival Skills.

Movie/Television Executives do not understand (often by choice) that drastically changing source material (mostly from one medium to another) does not work. And as such; because the viewership sinks below estimated projection, and the Show fails, they are unable to provide for themselves the ability to afford basic necessities such as food. Ie: They're Too Stupid To Eat.

by ZERO COOL 75 August 4, 2023

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