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Cunt Dracula

Man who likes to give girls head during their period.
A: Last night my boyfriend went Cunt Dracula on me!
L: Bloody hell, that's disgusting!
by PrinceEdward April 18, 2010
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hardest of the cunts

A term used to describe any individual or group of people that dresses in attire or speaks in a matter that would suggest they believe they are people not to be reckoned with.

Although most commonly used to depict deros, louts, trouble makers, thieves and general public nuisances, the term is also used to describe people of authority that feel a need to be intimidating or over police as they do their job.
Guy 1: "Wow.. look at that classy street drinking kid throw his bottle at that bus"
Guy 2: "He must indeed be one of the hardest of the cunts"

Girl 1: "I can't believe that transit officer gave me a fine for travelling on a concession fare when I'm even in my school uniform, it's so obvious I'm a student - but just because I left my buscard at home"
Girl 2: "Wow fining a 13 year old girl that doesn't have a card saying shes under 18, haha what a prick, truely the hardest of the cunts!"
by haazy April 16, 2011
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Cunt Syndrome

A.k.a CS.
Discovered by a brotherhood of high school students, Cunt Syndrome is the full embodiment of what is wrong with teenage females in the present day.
The characteristics of CS are as follows
-bitches about the most insignificant things
-fights with the friends that have had her back "forever"
-drives wildly
-"likes" or "loves" a different guy every month or so
-causes friends in the group to constantly pick between her and other friends
-when mad a fierce glean can be seen in the eyes
-usually a slightly odd hairstyle signifies the beginning of a new outbreak
-when the group stops and thinks about it, they no longer like her, at all
-other females in the group of friends start acting odd, just after the first
"Hey man, CS is in full swing today"-guy 1
"Broheme what she bitch about now?"guy 2
"Well one, look at her new hair, smh and two, she is bitching about how noone likes her in the group"guy 1
"We did like her, until she started bitching! theres always a damn problem"guy 2
"Yea broseph, Its a terminal case of Cunt Syndrome, we mine as well kill that bitch"guy 1
by BrosephUHS December 22, 2010
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Clutty Cunt

Expression used to describe those who are absolutely annoying, useless, bastards and do not have any chance to show their value because of the huge level of absurdity their lives suffer. They wouldn't even deserve to live in a civilized world since they do not know how to behave. They are complete bawbags worth being puked on.
You want it bawdeep, you fuckin' clutty cunt?
by Putthekettleon September 28, 2010
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scoop cunt

A cunt which has been screwed so many times, it is so large and sunken in. May somewhat resemble that of a scoop.
"Wow, that girl named April sure has a scoop cunt"
by Jessie Irby October 18, 2006
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cunt masking

Guy: Damn bitch I almost suffocated last night during that cunt masking

Girl: I told you two taps on my ass if you wanted to stop

Guy: Don't worry, I'll use a snorkel next time
by Casey T. DJ homie dangerous November 8, 2007
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lava cunt

any chick who after having sex with her, you need medical attention. ie gonerea syphilis.
after being with lava cunt i had to get my bore punched.
by cpl louie October 11, 2007
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