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Crack one's clackers

To strike or kick a man in the nuts with great force
Joe: Hey Buster!
Buster: Yes Joe?
Joe: If you don't know whose cunt smells the worst, it's gotta be your sister's rotting vegan cunt.
Buster: Ohhhh, I'm gonna crack your fucking clackers, you little shit!
Joe: Fight me, pussy. I know how to crack one's clackers.
by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020
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Digital Crack

A game, website, video series, music album, or any other kind of digital media which is extremely addicting
James: "When is Patrick going to stop playing Factorio? It's been a week since he came out of his room."
Luke: "I wouldn't be surprised if he died of starvation or something. I wouldn't blame him though, Factorio is basically digital crack"
by Doorknob213 April 2, 2021
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retired cracks

Dick riding bulls fan from chicago, he thinks everybody on the bulls should be mvp. He also thinks the bulls are gonna win the chip which is laughable
“Demar Derozan is better than Micheal Jordan” retired cracks stands for crackhead and washed
by Random guy from twitter February 5, 2022
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Cracking the Thunderbird

When you put the pointer finger of one hand into a woman's vagina, the pointer finger of the other into her anus, in an alternating rhythm, as if you're trying to crack the combination of the Keyless Entry System on a 10th generation Ford Thunderbird.
"Hey, how did your date go last night?"

"Great! Ended up Cracking the Thunderbird on her."
by DarbyCrash69 October 6, 2023
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Cracking gz

Selling grams of illegal substances to make money, or doing anything illegal to make money, gz can either mean grams or grands(a grand is 1 thousand dollars)
I wake up early in the morning and start cracking gz!
by denise08rogers October 21, 2025
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crack

The butthole that pushes out juicy goodness in the toilet Mm I can taste it already! Crack/buttcrack
by Wierdo9000 April 10, 2017
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Crack

To fuck, usually as a fling, and usually someone in highschool.
Senior: Man, I can’t wait to crack all these new freshman!!
by ballbasher100000 June 22, 2025
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