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pinching one off

1. The elimination of fecal waste through one's anus.

2. The art of expelling feces from one's anus in a manner that exceeds the definition of "pooping" or "crapping".
1. I was just in the bathroom pinching one off

2. Oh God how I love shitting!
by Purno December 9, 2008
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Plugging one out

1: “I haven’t seen translucent around anywhere, you wouldn’t happen to know anything about that, would you?”
2: Cunts invisible, he could be standing in that fucking corner plugging one out for all we know.
by Homelander34 July 17, 2022
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Backing one out

One sec i'm just backing one out
by Dirtmonster May 14, 2009
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one-hit wonder

a smash hit song, when that was the only song the artist
that one-hit wonder rocked, he should write other songs
by Riot September 28, 2003
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shit-hole in one

when you take a dump, and your creation goes through the hole, so when you turn to appreciate your sculpture you can only see the tip of it.
#1-Man, the other day I took a great crap.
#2- yeah? how big was it,
#1- couldn't tell, it was a shit-hole in one
by jtizzles April 21, 2010
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one eyed bass

When having doggy-styled sex, you replace your penis with a beer bottle (or perform anything totally unexpected and/or vile), thus prompting her to give you an incredulous look from one side of her face.
Since her back is facing you, she couldn't spin her head completely around to give you that look (unless she's Megan from The Exorcist), thus resorting to face you with one side of her face, looking like a fish laid flat on one side.

When used in the context of man on man action, it can be re-worded to One Eye Lance Bass. A dedication to the out-of-closet NSync member.
While doing it doggy style with my girlfriend, I ejaculated into her without prior consent. She gives me the one eyed bass, and proceeds to kick me in the nuts.
by Alan Chan August 17, 2006
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cracking a cold one

An activity, done by males, in which a beer or refreshing drink in a can is opened. This is done by a group of people (better known as "the boys")

(Typically done on a Saturday)
Girlfriend: "Want to go shopping?"

Me: "No, I'm going to be cracking a cold one with the boys today!"
by Saturdaysarefortheboys June 15, 2017
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