that new cream makes your skin so soft judy, feels just like asoomie poo.
Ewwww! what is that smell is there an asoomie poo in here?!
Ewwww! what is that smell is there an asoomie poo in here?!
by likescrack March 27, 2011
When my poo hole is really really damaged (my dad dropped me) and the poo comes out all runny and sticky and looks like almonds. Therefore, I call them, POO NUTS!!!! :D
Much love x
Much love x
by poo nuts maker April 17, 2021
by FLINAGAN December 17, 2017
by eggshitter February 12, 2019
Da yucky stinky brown fluid dat drains outta yer ears after a day of dealing wif people who feed you tons of BS --- you need copious squirts of fake or "sham" poo to lather it all outta yer hair again.
If yer a "Baldy from Baldymoore" dude who seldom needs to visit a barber, you would not need so much "sham poo" to clean da "real poo" offa yer chrome dome as someone who is blessed wif a thick "mop on top" dat da BS would soak in and stick to; also, a lotta da disgusting "verbal excrement" drainage would merely drip off yer smooth scalp instead of actually remaining on yer head in da first place, and therefore there would be less of Ollie North's "residuals" there to clean off during your evening shower.
by QuacksO February 29, 2020
A messy substance which you must carry on to a flight because the airline wouldn't let you bring more than 100mL of the sham poo.
Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.
Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.
by bitchuck September 14, 2024
After a satisfying dump, A Poo nugget is what hangs on at the end and refuses to let go no matter how nice you ask it.
It is known that in some Australian counties it is known as a "Michaela"
It is known that in some Australian counties it is known as a "Michaela"
by ghostly white September 20, 2019