May 20

Buy your cousin anything day!!

“Hey! Today is the May 20! Can you get me a book??”
“Uhm sure.. since it’s buy your cousin anything day.”

by ambeeeeee May 20, 2022

May 16th

The day when the worst person in human history was born, literally worse than the anti-christ, this person is irredeemable and will never find peace

Mike: Dude, my friend's birthday is coming up on May 16th!
Jason: Must be an asshole, everyone knows May 16th birthdays celebrate the worst of humankind

by mythofcake October 4, 2023

Chase x May

Chase x May is when 2 people named "Chase" and "May" find each other in the world, whether it be by fate or by a struck of luck when these two lovebirds meet eye-to-eye it by nature that they both shall be in hand in marriage.

Is that Chase?!
And is that MAY?!
Chase x May is canon!!

by EVANISGAYFORKIERAN April 26, 2023

May 19th

National shirtless pic day
Your bf has to send you a shirtless pic

Hey baby it's may 19th national shirtless pic day, gimme gimme.

by Daddyreynolds May 18, 2022

May 17

It’s national send a tiddy pic day

Yoo it’s may 17 national send a tiddy pic day

by Uknwn32 May 17, 2022

May 12th devin and lexi

National bury your face in you girlfriend’s soapy titty day

May 12th devin and lexi

Today is the only day where you can put your face into some soapy tittys
Me- hey guess what
Her- what😒
Me- lemme bury my face in those soapy tittys
Her- tf
Me- it’s national bury my face into your soapy tittys day
Her-ugh fine

by Devin and lexi May 9, 2022

Hannah May Finger

An extremely rare and complicated break in your finger. It’s like a Jersey Finger Injury only worse. Instead of one tendon being ruptured there are two dislocated tendons (The Distal Phalange and Intermediate phalange to be specific) and a broken bone above the distal phalange. It’s so rare of an injury it didn’t have a name until now.

I had to have surgery to fix my Hannah May Finger.

by HannahMayW March 26, 2022