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Qurayshi's Law

the proposition that the longer an internet conversation between shias goes on, the higher the probability becomes that Aisha Bint Abu Bakr will be mentioned.
Qurayshi's Law:

Person 1: I've never seen a bigger joke then the person in my mirror
Person 2: I've never seen a bigger joke than Aisha
by abuhamza May 7, 2023
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Legosi's Law

Legosi's law states that "The amount of time somebody insists that another party/group is being "overly sensitive" regarding a topic is Inversely proportional to the thickness of the speaker's skin"

In other words; the more a person insist that the people they are criticizing don't have thick skin, the more likely they themselves are to be insecure or easily disgruntled when repercussions are present.
This user named Legosiispoggerz posted a bad take on Twitter which resulted in the user getting butthurt once they were roasted hard and caused them to delete their entire twitter account- that is Legosi's Law.
by SoulDispenser October 5, 2021
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half-nibling-in-law

1. The child-in-law of one's half-sibling.
2. The child of one's spouse's half-sibling.
My half-nibling-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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Soap’s Law

NO LOVERS ALLOWED!!!
When someone declares soaps law, the hang out turns into a girls night. No boyfriends, partners, or girlfriends allowed.

Soaps law can only be overturned with a valid argument against it, with the person who declared it.
(In the middle of planning a social event)
Person A: “Can I invite my bf?”
Person B: “Yeah sure idc—“
Person C: “NOPE!!! SOAP’S LAW.”
Person B: “Oh, jk it’s a girls night now”
Person A: “All good, I’m chill with that
by FlowerDude November 17, 2023
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Law

A set of rules and guidelines to protect stupid people even at the cost of taking freedoms away.
The law says that you can not text and drive or smoke weed because Tim text and drive but forgot he was driving and drove through a playground.
by Hunith June 30, 2018
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"You can sit around at home till Doomsday and the prices at the pumps will stay fairly low, incessantly tempting you to travel. But the moment you decide to take off somewhere and head out on your trip, the price for a gallon of gas will go right through the roof!"
Gas-prices seemed fairly "stable" all summer, and so I delayed a road-trip for a while to "save up" or "accumulate" a number of errands so that hopefully my trip would be more cost-effective with regards to gas-consumption, but then when I stopped to fill up my tank in the morning when I was first heading out, the price had suddenly jumped over a quarter higher per gallon! Sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Gasoline Prices" to me!
by QuacksO September 12, 2019
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The law of Theo

The chance of something you want to happen might happen can be calculated

% = __________1________ X 100

2 + people you've told
Dude weren't you going to buy that house you told us about?
Well it didn't go in our favor after telling the whole neighourhod about our Ideas, The law of Theo you know....
by gowk_ February 25, 2020
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