My Pockets Are Swollen: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My Pockets Are Swollen: The First Juvenile Release

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 2, 2025

out of pocket

if an employee does something wrong like mess up a customer order, he goes out of his own pocket and pay something extra for their inconvenience of messing up their order, having to wait for a new order, wasting their time coming back and gas money. and being late for where ever they go. customers may not know this, thinking the company does this, but this is just a nice worker trying to make up for his mistake. probably new worker too.

i paid out of pocket because they didn't have enough money for their food, and ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGIHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL BLESS me, to bless others. especially when that little girl wanted that treat her mother couldn't afford.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 24, 2022

gooch pocket

The area between your Anus and balls to hold small items .mainly used by your local fundraisers

“My buddy got pulled over so he had to stash his stuff in his gooch pocket “

by Fokbuddy October 11, 2023

You got a rock in your pocket?

A response used when someone includes you in their plans without asking, to which you would respond if the 'we' they are referring to is them and the rock in their pocket.

"Yeah, we're going to that concert tomorrow night"
"We? What, you got a rock in your pocket? Because I'm certainly not going."

by Palumboss June 3, 2019

Pocket pretzels

pocket pretzels are a type of pretzel that you would put in your pocket and the National day for pocket pretzels is May 24th

pocket pretzels are so good

by MorganMorgan753 October 15, 2019

triple hot pocket sundae

lol

"What should we eat for lunch?"
"A triple hot pocket sundae of course!"
"..What the fuck are you talking about?"

by hotmanwhoishot March 20, 2021

Hot Pocket

When someone farts in bed and leaves a pocket of hot, rancid gas under the covers. Unlike the Dutch Oven, the covers are never pulled over anyone's head with the Hot Pocket. There's just a little disgusting gift waiting to punch you in the sinuses the next time you roll over in your sleep.

Something we ate for dinner tore up his stomach. Every time I tried to get comfortable I woke up to a new hot pocket. I barely got any sleep because he was so gassy!

by JenNealTX January 13, 2015