I don't get it.

A phrase made popular by one Jared Hopkins. After a person tells a long story that can be easily understood by anyone he adds in his trademark phrase, "I don't get." Some laugh, while others don't get his not getting. They often try to simplify their already understood story which only serves to increase laughter.

Cara: "...and that's what happened."
Jared: "I don't get it"
Sam: ::Laughing::
Erin: "What didn't you get about it?"

by Mikey Matts June 16, 2004

oh i see

A phrase, commonly used by people to show understanding of a subject.

Abbreviated as oic

"You misspelled 'catatonic', you spelled it with a 'k', you nitwit."

"Oh I see."

by fenrirgochad February 20, 2014

i gotta crap

what people say when they really gotta crap! (i thought that was so self-explanatory)

i really gotta crap!

by AcidJed April 9, 2004

i just do

A way of saying there is no explanation for something you do

Teacher:How do you know my name?
Student:I just do,sir.

by SomeoneNew March 12, 2007

What-I-Ams

A pack of Kool menthol cigarettes

"man, let me get a bottle of bumpy and a pack of what-I-ams"

by Jaelithe January 30, 2008

I shidded and fardded

A point in time where you see something so crazy that you literally shit your pants.

Jake:bro I saw something so crazy that I shidded and fardded!😂😂😂
Dawn:woah that’s crazy!😂😂😂

by Shitmaster2000 May 21, 2019

I fucked up

When you mess up so bad there's almost no way out of it.

Person 1: "I fucked up, man"
Person 2: "What happened?"
Person 1: "I may or may not have sent my mom a dick pic."
Person 2: "Oh shit. . ."

by aSadMistake March 29, 2020