Cock hunting

A desperate women. Who's only goal in life is to get some cock. They are often found hanging around local pubs. And frequently can be found on multiple dating sites. They can act very full on. And terrifying

See that women at the bar she's only out for a bit of cock hunting.

by Street angel June 18, 2015

Jesus cock

A Jesus cock is despised and rejected by men beaten abused and crucified by its owner only to rise again as the perfect cock for any vagina the Jesus cock is the savior of all vaginas that have been cleansed and washed again and are clean and fresh a Jesus cock once revealed to the woman is irresistible to her it is the cock of cocks

I found out dominic has a Jesus cock I am obsessed now

by ffffffffuck me 2020 March 27, 2021

Cock Story

A story which is full of lies. Or a story which starts of true and then gets over exaggerated.

Guy 1: Dude I fucked that hot chick we were talking about last night. You know the one that was across the bar.

Guy 2: Stop telling us this cock story.

by IkkiFats May 18, 2009

Llama's cock

Pink dress, Pink Skirt, Hott tangy salsa, johan

A girl was wearing a llama's cock

by erdrtfyguhjk March 21, 2008

cock rocking

When someone puts pop rocks in their mouth and gives a blowjob.

"I totally blew a huge load from the cock rocking she gave me last night."

by slowfib & blorgetta September 8, 2009

Cock Blocker

Someone who blocks cock.

The guy was about to stick his cock into the fine-ass bitch when the Cock blocker came out of no where and side shoved the guys cock.

by Cock Blocking 101 October 10, 2009

Schrodinger's Cock

Sometimes claimed a paradox, or simple experiment of the mind and penis, Erwin Schrodinger started a sexual revolution. To preform this orgasmic experiment at home all you need is a partner yourself and a box. Place the box over your penis and your partner. Now while your penis and partner are under the box, you have created two universes, each where in your erect penis has been inserted into the partner and one where it hasn't.

Is it in yet?
-I don't know, I'm trying Schrodinger's cock.
Is that a gay thing?
-No, its an experiment, Honey.
Well you don't have to check to insert it.
-I can't. That's not a part of the experiment.
I'm breaking up with you
-That must mean I've created two timelines, and I'm in the one where we break up. Fuck.

by ErwinSchroDONGer March 18, 2017