scrotum buffer

One who practices the fine art of fellatio. Similar to cock buffer. Usually describes 'omo's.

Gee, Bill, I can't believe you wolfed Bob's knob. You're a real scrotum buffer.

by Buzz-ard September 30, 2005

albino buffalo

the most badass guy every in the history of the world

oh man that ALBINO BUFFALO is such a bad ass crazy cool

by albino buffalo October 23, 2008

playground buff

a girl, who gives at least two back to back blow jobs in an outdoor setting; usually you don't want to be the second guy

That playground buff must have her own strand of genital worts

by bus 42 August 27, 2009

Sidewalk Buffer

The Sidewalk Buffer is the traditional resting place after a long respectable night out on the booze. Sidewalk Buffers consist of the comfortable bed of grass between the road and the footpath. Sometimes they also include a raised sleeping platform ("Bench") and occasionally a free food dispenser ("Rubbish Bin").

Random: Hey dude, got a place to crash tonight?
You: Nah I'm good, I got the Sidewalk Buffer

You: Wanna come over to my Sidewalk Buffer?
Random Drunk Girl: Sidewalk Buffer? Hell yeah!

by Burkeley Hunt August 24, 2008

[Junk] Buffer

Going down on the manhood.

"dude...she can buff my junk any day. Basically, her lips make her out to be a great junk buffer"

by Z Man1 January 9, 2009

Honey Buff

Short for Honey Buffalo. Phat.

That girl's the honey buff!

by asdf-asdf-asdf April 18, 2009

Thigh-buffing

the act when one's female dance partner is grinding up and down his thighs, similar to the motion of a buffer.

Dude, that girl gave me a hardcore thigh-buffing session on the dance floor.

by Chaz-Michael-Michaels July 25, 2010