September 1

September 1 otherwise known as National get fucked by a futa day is a national holiday somewhere

Man it’s September 1 can’t believe I have to get fucked today

by Bruhtonium August 31, 2020

1 emrection

when ur friend emily is so fucking obsessed with harry styles all she does is talk and post about him.

*emily posts harry styles edit on snap*
“damn she’s having a 1 emrection moment!”

by whoaskedurat April 8, 2021

November 1

Make up your own holiday.

Show your bsf/lover how much you love/appreciate them.

Bsf: You know what today is?
Me: November 1?
Bsf: No it’s the day where you show me how much you love me.
Me: Ok. *Gives long hug*

by Somerandochick November 1, 2022

december 1

National Post your favorite blonde day!

“Why did you post me on december 1”
“well, cause you are my favorite blonde”

by big daddy blonde December 1, 2021

Rule #1

Do the goalie as dirty as possible

Damn Paul just pulled out Rule #1 what a nasty shot

by NibbaNugget October 3, 2019

2 girls 1 cup

Possibly the most disgusting, shocking video ever. It is a recording that consists of two lesbian girls. One of them shoots an alarming amount of shit into a cup, and they both lick it, eat it and kiss each other with the shit on their faces, lips, and inside their mouths. They vomit in each other's mouths and then kiss.

It is heavily suggested that you shouldn't watch it. It causes the excessive need to forcibly vomit, and it made me roll around on the floor screaming, crying, and attempting to bleach my eyes.

"Have you seen that wild ass 2 girls 1 cup video? It's so disgusting it made me puke in a paper bag."
"Yeah, that video scarred me for life."

by ilovedallywinston May 1, 2022

Year 1+0

A phrase used by teachers to describe a bunch of immature year 10 students.

“Year 1+0 suits you best”

by the year 1+0 boss February 26, 2025