moon pie boy

a hottie mchotterson son of a bitch named viktor, he is the best person ever and is so hot and attractive

"omg moon pie boy spoke to me today"

"oh em gee!! you lucky mf. hes so fineeeee"

by Miellas fwend March 19, 2022

Ass pie

When you smear pizza on your girls asshole then lick it off

Last nights ass pie tasted like shit

by Douche god March 19, 2016

pie five

Verb: Slapping a puss with an open palm.

i just gave that stripper a pie five, apparently that is not allowed (even in the champagne room).

by lesbenson November 12, 2013

Cretin Cream Pie

The act of a straight adult male from St. Paul, Minnesota, that will gladly allow any professional athlete that has graduated from Cretin-Derham Hall to ejaculate inside his anus.

John was so happy that Joe made it to the big leagues that he asked Joe to give him a Cretin Cream Pie.

by Raider Life May 13, 2017

Fishy-Pie

A name for vampires or orange cats

“hi fishy-pie!” Said Jordana to her cat

by girlnamedstar March 14, 2022

Moosie Pie

Performed when you have extremely explosive diarrhea;

Squat on top of a chick and spray her genitalia and the insides of her thighs and then squish her legs together, making a "Moosie Pie"

Last night Mark got good coverage on his moosie pie and coated Anna's legs!

by Sudoer October 25, 2010

punched pie

We somebody takes too many poppers to loosen their ass

John woke up and his ass looked like someone punched a family size pie
Punched pie

by Smwierdi November 5, 2020