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Jesus

This man right here is the most loving God that never leaves you even you have many problems and he cares to you even you don't believe in him he still loves you so if you no ones loves you think about Jesus that loves you forever.
by Hydedas February 5, 2022
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Jesus

the one that does on the cross for your sins.. so that YOU could live a holy life and make it to heaven. he has given you the choice. heaven or hell. it's up to you to choose :)
Jesus is our saviour
by live for Jesus May 17, 2021
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Jesus

Jesus means he has a gigantic penis and all the ladies love him. Jesus gets all the booty
Jesus: what up honeys?

Girls: can I smash you?

Or

Did you see Jesus ? He’s the one with the large penis
by yezuuzu January 27, 2022
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Jesus

Jesus has a big cock
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Black Jesus

Black Jesus was found running from the police.
by The Real Black Jesus March 24, 2019
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Jesus with a shotgun

Person 1: hey it's Jesus with a shotgun
by Doomslayer is Doomslayer February 21, 2023
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